I hate dogs!

Cindy: I hate dogs...I hate animals...Why can't we just have humans everywhere.
Zelda: Why do you have to prove over and over again that you are nothing but a dumb mutt. you must thank your lucky stars that Hema doesn't understand your gibberish, she might throw you out.
Cindy: I am an open book and I hate all dogs.
Zelda: Oh yeah, Ms. Open book, do you hate PI, Ginger, golu, Happy, Toby, Pixel? DO YOU MEAN TO SAY YOU HATE ME?
Cindy: Okay okay okay...I will change my statement. I hate some dogs.
Zelda: That is fine..Even i hate some creatures, humans and animals included.
Cindy: Humans?? You hate humans? Which human?
Zelda: You know that guy who opened the door for Hema, He was leaning too much to her and he smelt bad. I got a headache with his stink. I hate him. And the guy who tried to pelt us while walking, I hate him.
Cindy: I hate them too. OH.. I just realised i don't hate all dogs and neither do I love all humans!
Zelda: Good for you.
Cindy : I love you Zelda.
Zelda: Stop licking me
Cindy: I can't..I love you the most!
Zelda: Fine... But this doesn't mean we stop barking at gate dog.
Cindy: Is she bad?
Zelda: I don't know but let us continue to bark at her
Cindy: think of the devil, there she goes... Woooooooffffff
Zelda and Cindy bark their heads off in unison, much to the irritation of their poor humans.

Festivities and Fireworks

Cindy:  Oh my!! What in hell was that sound? Are we all dying?
Zelda: YOu would know, madam, if you would come out from your hiding place and check it out for yourself!
Cindy: Look at you! All dogs are afraid of this noise. Pi told me yesterday morning. Last year same time, he was on the street and had nowhere to hide. He had to dig a hole to muffle the noise.
Zelda: I love this experience. It really is beautiful .This strange boom is actually preceeded by a beautiful multi color flash..It is so beautiful.
Cindy: Oh strange animal, you are worse than the humans. Look at Hema flinching herself.
Zelda: you nincompoop! it is humans who are the reason for this loud noise!
Cindy: Humans are so good, you think they are doing this on purpose?
Zelda: Not all humans are good. Even after 2 broken legs, you haven't learnt that! And they are doing it doesn't make them bad. I think they don't react like us. And to top it, they are very happy and gleeful once they see the brightly lit sky!
Cindy: How do you know all this?
Zelda: I know because I am not hiding like a scaredy cat and I am enjoying the show. Actually, I don't appreciate the smell in the air. It makes me hard to breathe.
Cindy: You my lady will get lung cancer if you don't get under the cupboard right now.
Zelda: I am a warrior princess. I will fight everything and everybody .....
Cindy: Aw..Shaddup, warrior princess. You look like a cat actually.
Zelda: ARE YOU COMPARING ME TO THE DIRTIEST ANIMAL EVER CREATED!!!
Cindy: Owww owww..She's killing me. OMG, my own sister is killing me...humans, Hema, Amma...help

Zelda, Cindy.......Come and have your dinner.

All fights forgotten, two dogs wag their tails to the awesome diwali treat in front of them- curd rice!